Adios, sayonara, adieu, aloha, lebewohl and goodbye Joe. Well, not really. Joe, being an actual adult, has moved onto getting high-paying and successful jobs with amazing and pleasurable glittering opportunities opening to him at every turn, like a erotic theme park fun-house with a vagina-shaped house of mirrors. And he’s getting paid. So he doesn’t have time for us, more specifically he doesn’t have time for the game of the week. If we can get him on, we will, because we love him. If we can’t, we’ll bury our sorrows in convoluted metaphors based in genitalia-roller coasters. Ahem…
This week’s news is all about the little guys like Twisted Pixel, the XBLA and Microsoft. Ok, it’s mostly about the little guy. We also talk awesome dudes (and 2 dudettes), that we’d love to share a metaphorical cigarette with on a rooftop and why GTA:SA will always be the most broken/addictive game of 2002-2005. The game of the week is Rayman, which we all felt the need to cheat on, and is admired at length. A lot of fun had by all.
Show notes, as well as at least 3 sexy ladies, after the break.
Direct download, maybe? Ok then.
Taking a day to lay around and play teh my5t3ry g4m3, hopefully finish the super-secret and embargo’d review. Thought I’d give all of ya’ll a list of the stuff that I am looking forward to so you can share in my hopes and dreams, maybe learn to love.
- Red Faction: Guerrilla
- Prototype
- The Saboteur
- Lego Rock Band (I know)
- The Beatles: Rock Band
- Split/Second
- DJ Hero
- Scratch: The Ultimate DJ
- Brutal Legend
- Batman: Arkham Asylum
I have be researching ways to embed countdown clocks into my site, maybe I’ll have a page that’s just a bank of clocks. Feel free to way in on the validity of that idea.
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