Adios, sayonara, adieu, aloha, lebewohl and goodbye Joe. Well, not really. Joe, being an actual adult, has moved onto getting high-paying and successful jobs with amazing and pleasurable glittering opportunities opening to him at every turn, like a erotic theme park fun-house with a vagina-shaped house of mirrors. And he’s getting paid. So he doesn’t have time for us, more specifically he doesn’t have time for the game of the week. If we can get him on, we will, because we love him. If we can’t, we’ll bury our sorrows in convoluted metaphors based in genitalia-roller coasters. Ahem…
This week’s news is all about the little guys like Twisted Pixel, the XBLA and Microsoft. Ok, it’s mostly about the little guy. We also talk awesome dudes (and 2 dudettes), that we’d love to share a metaphorical cigarette with on a rooftop and why GTA:SA will always be the most broken/addictive game of 2002-2005. The game of the week is Rayman, which we all felt the need to cheat on, and is admired at length. A lot of fun had by all.
Show notes, as well as at least 3 sexy ladies, after the break.
Direct download, maybe? Ok then.
Ubisoft had a press conference earlier today (see: right now) staring the amazingly tall and charming Joel McHale; here are the worthwhile bullet points.
Children of Eden looks to be at least the spiritual successor to Rez, if not an actual direct sequel. CoE will be playable with Kinect but it has not been confirmed to be exclusive to the motion platform and does show the PS logo in the trailer. Coming to Sony’s Move as well? We don’t know yet, but we’ll know soon. Watch the trailer again, like, now.
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