Adios, sayonara, adieu, aloha, lebewohl and goodbye Joe. Well, not really. Joe, being an actual adult, has moved onto getting high-paying and successful jobs with amazing and pleasurable glittering opportunities opening to him at every turn, like a erotic theme park fun-house with a vagina-shaped house of mirrors. And he’s getting paid. So he doesn’t have time for us, more specifically he doesn’t have time for the game of the week. If we can get him on, we will, because we love him. If we can’t, we’ll bury our sorrows in convoluted metaphors based in genitalia-roller coasters. Ahem…
This week’s news is all about the little guys like Twisted Pixel, the XBLA and Microsoft. Ok, it’s mostly about the little guy. We also talk awesome dudes (and 2 dudettes), that we’d love to share a metaphorical cigarette with on a rooftop and why GTA:SA will always be the most broken/addictive game of 2002-2005. The game of the week is Rayman, which we all felt the need to cheat on, and is admired at length. A lot of fun had by all.
Show notes, as well as at least 3 sexy ladies, after the break.
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We’ve finally done it. With a new member, 2 lost episodes and 10 games played, we have finally reached double digits. It’s something I will tell my grandchildren about, and by grandchildren I mean random passers-by on the robotic super-trams of the future. This show had a somber tone, partially because our game this week, Knuckles Chaotix, is one of the main impetuses for most philosophers eventually slipping into nihilism. It brings upon malaise. Kevorkian uses it on those who wish to go, for surely after 45 minutes a player simply wants to give up the ghost and be rid of it. We also rap about Gaga, God, Beyond Good and Evil 2, and a bevvy of other worthwhile topics.
Next week’s game is the original Rayman, maybe in honor of the Rayman sequel being made, maybe in honor of Beyond Good and Evil 2. Who knows?
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So what the hell happened there? We’re new, granted, but when did that become an excuse for a nine day break during E3 week? Frankly, I think we were all just intimidated a little bit. The full story, we recorded 4 shows this week, a total of 7 hours on the mic for your truly, but only a hour and a half of that was recorded by someone, mainly yours truly. I am a man of conviction, and as such, I will profusely apologize and hope it never happens again. This week’s episode is a bit different. We’re going for brevity and concision, as we are all so fucking tired of talking to each other we could cry. It’s a fun time talking about Portal 2, Child of Eden, and the Nintendo 3Ds all wrapped around a brewing debate as to whether or not E3 has become too shitty. Plus, a lot of Super Metroid talk because, you know, I love you.
Next week’s game will be Knuckles Chaotix, because we hate ourselves.
Note: New episodes will be coming out on Wednesdays from now on, I hope you can understand. Show notes after the break.
The podcast, sensing the collusion of numerological signifiers that come with a 2-man team on it’s 8th podcast (if you don’t understand, consult your local copy of π ), we felt it necessary to add a 3rd person. It’s for spiritual balance, trust. Meet Joe, stand up guy, sexy, well-fed, easy listening, owns one gun for every president, razor scooter enthusiast, average Joe. He’s into long walks on the beach, pwnin’ noobz and deriving euclidean triangles from the patterns that traffic lights make during rush hour. This week we talk a lot about a lot, frankly, too much to surmise in any useful fashion. Here are some non-bulleted bullet points. Rock Band 3, Keytar, Knight Ranger, Earthworm Jim, Friction?, 1.21 Jiggawats, lawyers getting eaten off a toilet, MK:ReB, KNIGHT RANGER! Next week’s game is the incredible Super Metroid. Get on it kids, it’s a classic.
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