I recently was explained that page-rankings exist and that I suck. I can’t really refute either of those claims but the second one has really got me down. It turns out that I am ranked 23,811,562nd on the internet. Frankly, and I don’t know why, I expected much better. Joystiq, a place I one day hope to work, is 1,723. That means I can now mathematically prove that they are 13, 819 times better then me. But wait, there are 15 writers on Joystiq which means individually any one member of the Joystiq editorial staff is only 921 times more popular or respected. I can live with that.
23,788,134! Eat it 23,427 losers!
18,684,997! It's as though by simply writing I am making the internet a more discerning and lovable place.
Fuck joystiq, you should try to write about games for O magazine. Its where you go to make the big bucks.
They wont return my calls.